About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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