You're so nebulous sometimes
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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