it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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