Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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