what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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