butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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