ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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