they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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