Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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