I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
they need to just BURY HIM!
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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