Can Purell be used as lube?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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