i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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