So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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