I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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