I can't watch pbs sober anymore
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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