billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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