So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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