I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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