u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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