Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
This is my gift to your gina
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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