his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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