I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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