i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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