Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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