why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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