no you cant smoke seaweed
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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