u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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