Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Someone signed my nipple.
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