It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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