I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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