This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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