Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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