his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm passing your future prison.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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