So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I smell like Dick and happiness
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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