This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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