She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
