When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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