Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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