I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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