its not stalking. its research.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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