And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Randomize