Say something about gay babies.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize