is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Mom said you looked used
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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