Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
either way he was missing a nipple.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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