How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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