During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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