Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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