windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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