he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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