How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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