Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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