My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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