so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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