Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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