she smelled like a LAN party
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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