people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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