Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
