Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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